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How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb? 

- 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 
- 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 
- 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 
- 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 
- 53 to flame the spell checkers 
- 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 
- 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 
- 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 
- 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 
- 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 
- 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 
- 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 
- 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 
- 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 
- 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 
- 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 

- 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

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