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A Positive Attitude


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After his plane was hit by a bird and he was forced to eject, the fighter pilot finally  regained consciousness. He was in the hospital, in agonizing pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth,   needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires  monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over  him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.


The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, knowing he was a fighter pilot, spoke to  him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist  down."


Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your breasts, then?"


And that my friends is a POSITIVE ATTITUDE!




(BTW, the COPA site has a jokes thread; can we create one here?)

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